"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/13/2019 at 19:02 • Filed to: Seent, Paseo wagon | 7 | 25 |
BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/13/2019 at 19:11 | 1 |
Needs more garages.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
01/13/2019 at 19:15 | 1 |
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/13/2019 at 19:17 | 1 |
P R N D M 3 2 L OH MY!
C62030
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/13/2019 at 19:29 | 0 |
This has to be the best cluster I’ve ever seen. I always forget how cool it is.
shop-teacher
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/13/2019 at 23:02 | 0 |
Wow, somebody actually followed the correct shutter to window size ratio.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> shop-teacher
01/13/2019 at 23:05 | 1 |
That house sold for $975k in 2017. Not pictured: 180-degree view of the Puget Sound behind me in the photo.
shop-teacher
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/13/2019 at 23:50 | 0 |
Dayum!
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> shop-teacher
01/13/2019 at 23:53 | 0 |
https://www.redfin.com/WA/Everett/1715-Grand-Ave-98201/home/2686637
shop-teacher
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/13/2019 at 23:56 | 0 |
Pretty ugly inside though.
Tristan
> shop-teacher
01/14/2019 at 00:00 | 0 |
Looks like it would update pretty nicely with flooring, paint, wallpaperectomy/fauxbrickectomy.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> shop-teacher
01/14/2019 at 00:05 | 1 |
Haha... sure is!
[closes blinds and turns off lights]
Now no one can see the SHAME that is my home...
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[[the joke is that my house is hideous compared to that one]]
shop-teacher
> Tristan
01/14/2019 at 00:06 | 0 |
Yeah, so with a house that big, like $50-100 grand worth of work.
shop-teacher
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/14/2019 at 00:07 | 1 |
I sympathize. My house has come a long way in the last 9 years, but it sure isn't done.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> shop-teacher
01/14/2019 at 00:09 | 0 |
What the hell is “done” anyway? My garage door just broke. The list only gets longer. Ah well.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Tristan
01/14/2019 at 00:10 | 1 |
Psssh, I wouldn’t change a thing if I had that house. Oh wait, I’m married. Yeah, I guess I’ll change whatever she hates.
Tristan
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/14/2019 at 00:14 | 0 |
What? My house is totally done! (posted from below a half-finished drop ceiling by the light of a half-dead, flickering fluorescent light). I mean, I still have two bathrooms, a laundry room, a bunch of baseboards and 70% of a garage to finish. And the kitchen still has a lot of minor detail work to complete... What was I saying again?
Tristan
> shop-teacher
01/14/2019 at 00:16 | 0 |
Well, if you have a million bucks to buy it, you probably have $50-$100k to update it!
Tristan
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/14/2019 at 00:17 | 1 |
I relate... 100%... If it weren’t for my wife finding things “ wrong” with our house I wouldn’t have changed a single thing in this house... because I’d still live in the old house.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Tristan
01/14/2019 at 00:19 | 1 |
[puts hand on shoulder]
There, there. No, right there: your
account balance. LOOK AT IT.
Tristan
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/14/2019 at 00:21 | 1 |
*sobs uncontrollably*
shop-teacher
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/14/2019 at 00:36 | 0 |
Good point.
shop-teacher
> Tristan
01/14/2019 at 00:38 | 0 |
You'd be surprised. I grew up in a pretty wealthy town. Now I work in a different wealthy town. Some of them are truly wealthy. Some of them are mortgaged up to their eyeballs, and couldn't afford to get Zoidberg's garage door fixed.
Tristan
> shop-teacher
01/14/2019 at 01:22 | 0 |
That’s a good point. I suppose it explains why my home’s previous owners sold it through bankruptcy court and everything, and I mean EVERYTHING about it wa s broken/worn out/half-ass repaired.
shop-teacher
> Tristan
01/14/2019 at 10:52 | 0 |
YEP! Financial irresponsibility knows no income level. No matter how much you make, you can always spend more.
Tristan
> shop-teacher
01/14/2019 at 12:07 | 1 |
So true... I can't even imagine what it would take to be able to live in the income I had just 8-10 years ago. Especially in the PNW!